Riddle Game!!

OK! I'll post a riddle, and the first one who solves it gets 5k from yours truly (unless I say it's worth more). I'll make a list of people who have won, and delete you from it when you are paid. I'm going to start off with some contemporary riddles. First person to answer the one at the bottom gets a little gift from yours truly.
1) When is a door not a door?
~When it's ajar. (answered by Voidness)

2) Why is six afraid of seven?
~Because 7 ate 9. :p Answered by Voidness

3)What's black and white and red all over?
~a newspaper. answered by Voidness in game

Ak Voidness is due a total of: 10k

cause six ate 7

when it's a jar

a sunburned penguin/newspaper with blood on it

impressive Voidness, you earned 10k :p you missed the last one though.

3:u after i beat u up cause i got it right

Hah you got the last one in-game

Riddles...love these

I'll give 3 simple one's off the top of my head.

Why can't a bicycle stand up?

What runs around a yard but never moves?

What has 40 legs and lives on yogurt?

1. Because it is two tired

2. A fence

3. I have no idea >.>

Any other guesses on number 3?

No I can't guess that one.

An exercise class

*groans*

I'll admit, it was kind of odd....

lol yea it was >.> Ok, i got one.

Always spinning, round and round
Generates light but never sound.
Always moving, never thinking,
Churning water but never drinking.

A hydroelectric dam! Or a water wheel....?

Water wheel it is! nice :p

A hydro dam just feels better...

lol none of that going green crap :p

XD but there so biggg, and powerful...and GREEN!

MAX: 3 POST A DAY

nooo not the G-word. >.>

a yogurt factorys emploees

1. What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.


GL with that 1

startling starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, i

pwned

rofl

Q. How many noobs does it take to bake a batch of cookies?

Answer: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

i heard that 1 a long time ago, not sure if i remembered it right

Maybe it is, but the answer I was thinking of was:

~A. 10. 1 to mix the batter and 9 to peel the m&m's.

did u change it on me?

I am greater than God,
More evil that the devil,
if you eat me you will die,
poor people have me,
rich people need me.
What am I?