i shot______ and he said______

I shot myself and it killed the guy who shot me.

I shot Barney 98 times, and he said "I LOVE YOU..."

i shot a shot and it said shot

That's hot

I shot Jane and she said" read my diary."

I shot an unstoppable force at an immovable object. I have yet to learn the results.

Someone should like, chose the best one of these, like Fate, or Tank.

I shot a guitar, but it already had a hole in it

I shot air and it whistled at me <.>

I shot Drag and he dropped a dfh

i shot christofer drew and he can sing now

I shot gertjaars and he said "i'm gonna quit Runescape now!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I shot Zezima, and he said "GF NOOB". Then I said "I don't get it?". Then I saw my LP drop to 0.

I shot moto because hes a meany and he said wtf?

i shot badmarine and he said its just a flesh wound.

I shot bad and he said "arbie your a silly narbie" and i saw myself over there ^

I shot a cd player and it played this:

I shot fatey and he dropped a note saying 'Im the middle guy in the cd player video"

I shot my shirt and it left me !

Lol, actually billie has dyed his hair blond now...

I shot justin beiber and he said "baby, baby,bababy"

I shot Kevin Bacon and he said "I wish Keaneau Reeves was here to save me from the Matrix".

i shot ice and he said meow

i shot a soul reaper and they said EPIC FAIL!